Taking two older men to their booth:
Me: If you want to just follow me this way
Man 1: I’ll follow you anywhere cowgirl
Me: *Awkward laugh*
Rolling silverware in the kitchen:
Me: Lalalala (singing)
Jose: Hey Baybiii, you speek spanish
Jose: Then why you always say gracias?
Me: Its like the only word I know
Jose: *Smile* ok, whatever Baybii
Me: *awkward laugh*
Later out at my car:
Jose: Baybii! Hey!
Me: Oh, hi there. Goodnight
Jose: Ok Baybii. See you later Baybii.
Showing up for the super bowl party and sitting down with Josiah
Young couple: So are you two married?
Us: NO! No we are not…siblings…
Young couple: *Awkward laugh* oh…sorry